JAY-Z AND BEYONCE WORRY ABOUT KANYE WEST

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"Jay… Jay, can I just- can I hold your hand for a minute? I- I don’t feel so well all of a sudden."
"Ye- wha- what the fuck, we are on-fuckin’-stage, man! Pull your shit together."
"I know, I know, I just get these- I get these panicky feelings in my stomach-"
"You know what, you- tomorrow we are sending you to therapy. Tomorrow you go straight to therapy, you do not pass go. This shit is worrisome." 

"Jay… Jay, can I just- can I hold your hand for a minute? I- I don’t feel so well all of a sudden."

"Ye- wha- what the fuck, we are on-fuckin’-stage, man! Pull your shit together."

"I know, I know, I just get these- I get these panicky feelings in my stomach-"

"You know what, you- tomorrow we are sending you to therapy. Tomorrow you go straight to therapy, you do not pass go. This shit is worrisome." 

"Jay, Be, I started reading this new book called —" -Kanye
"-Hahahah, what Kanye ‘Lying Ass’ West? You started reading?" -Beyonce
"Now that’s a damn lie, hahahaha" - Jay Z
"…heh." -Kanye

"Jay, Be, I started reading this new book called —" -Kanye

"-Hahahah, what Kanye ‘Lying Ass’ West? You started reading?" -Beyonce

"Now that’s a damn lie, hahahaha" - Jay Z

"…heh." -Kanye

"This is Ye singing with no auto-tune. Hahahah. He tries so hard…"

"This is Ye singing with no auto-tune. Hahahah. He tries so hard…"

"You must hang out with Kim Kardashian. You MUST. You have to do it for Ye. WE HAVE TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF HIM DURING THIS CONFUSING TIME IN HIS LIFE!!!!!!" 
"Never. NEVER" 

"You must hang out with Kim Kardashian. You MUST. You have to do it for Ye. WE HAVE TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF HIM DURING THIS CONFUSING TIME IN HIS LIFE!!!!!!" 

"Never. NEVER" 

"THEN AUNTY BEY, KANYE SAID…"
"Stop, you know we don’t repeat anything Kanye says in public. Right?"
"Yes Aunty."
"Good."

"THEN AUNTY BEY, KANYE SAID…"

"Stop, you know we don’t repeat anything Kanye says in public. Right?"

"Yes Aunty."

"Good."

"Jay, I am going to fucking kill your ass for leaving me alone with this lethal fucking combination. Kanye Fucking West and Connect Fucking Four. Did you know that Connect Four like NEVER ENDS? It NEVER FUCKING ends?!? God. Kill your ass, Shawn Carter.” 

"Jay, I am going to fucking kill your ass for leaving me alone with this lethal fucking combination. Kanye Fucking West and Connect Fucking Four. Did you know that Connect Four like NEVER ENDS? It NEVER FUCKING ends?!? God. Kill your ass, Shawn Carter.” 

"Time to pick Ye up from the airport."

"I feel an anxiety attack coming on Jay. He is going to be so mad I forgot to bring his favorite teddy."

"Yeah…you fucked up."

"…"

"Time to pick Ye up from the airport."

"I feel an anxiety attack coming on Jay. He is going to be so mad I forgot to bring his favorite teddy."

"Yeah…you fucked up."

"…"

"I stole this outta Bey’s closet while she was busy singing Blue Ivy her nightly lullaby of every track from  I Am… Sasha Fierce. I thought she might not notice but now… Fuck. Fuck me. I’m gonna be in so much trouble." 

"I stole this outta Bey’s closet while she was busy singing Blue Ivy her nightly lullaby of every track from  I Am… Sasha Fierce. I thought she might not notice but now… Fuck. Fuck me. I’m gonna be in so much trouble." 

"Ye wants to play Super Heroes again…I laugh so I won’t cry."

"Ye wants to play Super Heroes again…I laugh so I won’t cry."

"Bey what’chu cooking? Smells like it’s burning a little."

"I’m not cooking, that’s just Ye in the Kitch-DAMN I LEFT YE IN THE KITCHEN!!"

"Bey what’chu cooking? Smells like it’s burning a little."

"I’m not cooking, that’s just Ye in the Kitch-DAMN I LEFT YE IN THE KITCHEN!!"