"Jay! Jay! Yo, Jay! Am I doing it right?!? Is this it?!?Does mine look like yours??! Is mine good??!?! Jay! Jay! JaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAY"
"Jay… Jay, can I just- can I hold your hand for a minute? I- I don’t feel so well all of a sudden."
"Ye- wha- what the fuck, we are on-fuckin’-stage, man! Pull your shit together."
"I know, I know, I just get these- I get these panicky feelings in my stomach-"
"You know what, you- tomorrow we are sending you to therapy. Tomorrow you go straight to therapy, you do not pass go. This shit is worrisome."
"Jay, Be, I started reading this new book called —" -Kanye
"-Hahahah, what Kanye ‘Lying Ass’ West? You started reading?" -Beyonce
"Now that’s a damn lie, hahahaha" - Jay Z
"You must hang out with Kim Kardashian. You MUST. You have to do it for Ye. WE HAVE TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF HIM DURING THIS CONFUSING TIME IN HIS LIFE!!!!!!"
"Jay, I am going to fucking kill your ass for leaving me alone with this lethal fucking combination. Kanye Fucking West and Connect Fucking Four. Did you know that Connect Four like NEVER ENDS? It NEVER FUCKING ends?!? God. Kill your ass, Shawn Carter.”
"I stole this outta Bey’s closet while she was busy singing Blue Ivy her nightly lullaby of every track from I Am… Sasha Fierce. I thought she might not notice but now… Fuck. Fuck me. I’m gonna be in so much trouble."