“THEN AUNTY BEY, KANYE SAID…”
“Stop, you know we don’t repeat anything Kanye says in public. Right?”
“Yes Aunty.”
“Good.”
“Jay, I am going to fucking kill your ass for leaving me alone with this lethal fucking combination. Kanye Fucking West and Connect Fucking Four. Did you know that Connect Four like NEVER ENDS? It NEVER FUCKING ends?!? God. Kill your ass, Shawn Carter.”
“Time to pick Ye up from the airport.”
“I feel an anxiety attack coming on Jay. He is going to be so mad I forgot to bring his favorite teddy.”
“Yeah…you fucked up.”
“…”
“I stole this outta Bey’s closet while she was busy singing Blue Ivy her nightly lullaby of every track from I Am… Sasha Fierce. I thought she might not notice but now… Fuck. Fuck me. I’m gonna be in so much trouble.”
“Ye wants to play Super Heroes again…I laugh so I won’t cry.”
“Bey what’chu cooking? Smells like it’s burning a little.”
“I’m not cooking, that’s just Ye in the Kitch-DAMN I LEFT YE IN THE KITCHEN!!”
“We are not mad, Ye. We’re not mad at you.”
“We’re just- we’re disappointed.“
“Bey… Bey.. Don’t- no- don’t look right now- wait a minute and then look- is that Ye up there? Did he- did he follow us here? He did. He totally did. Either that or I’m hallucinating him wherever I go…”
“Jay and Bey were supposed to pick me up like an hour ago… I- I don’t- I don’t think that they forgot about me or anything, right? You don’t think they’d do that, right? They promised…”
(Source: readyforchaos, via itsthepoppins)
“Bey, what are you wearing?”
“I’ve found that when I stick to bright colors, we lose track of Ye less often… Plus the spots. Spots are good for him.”
