"Jay… I’ve just had the most wondrous idea!! Listen. What if… we sent Kim Kardashian… into outer space?”
"We could pretend that we were filming the Liftoff video in actual outer space and invite her to be in it. And then- sneakily put her on a shuttle- and just launch her into orbit.”
"…That- that is just not realistic. Or kind. Or legal."
"But think of how good it would be for all of us!! Especially poor Kanye… Caught in her web of lies and Japanese hair straightening…"
"… I love you, but you frighten me sometimes. This is your second-darkest moment. The first being Ring the Alarm.”