JAY-Z AND BEYONCE WORRY ABOUT KANYE WEST

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“JAY! Stop the show. I think I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi.”
"fool, if you don’t keep rapping… I’ll hit reset on that shit.”

JAYStop the show. I think I forgot to feed my Tamagotchi.”

"fool, if you don’t keep rapping… I’ll hit reset on that shit.”

"George Bush doesn’t care about black people…" -Kanye West
"Jay, this is a Youtube classic. It tops ‘Scarlet Takes’ a Tumble and ‘Charlie Bit My Finger.”

"George Bush doesn’t care about black people…" -Kanye West

"Jay, this is a Youtube classic. It tops ‘Scarlet Takes’ a Tumble andCharlie Bit My Finger.”

"Jay. It’s so amazing how he can entertain himself for hours and hours… just by rolling around in his gold doubloons and thinking of words that rhyme with Maybach."

"Jay. It’s so amazing how he can entertain himself for hours and hours… just by rolling around in his gold doubloons and thinking of words that rhyme with Maybach."

"I’m working on a new track with Suri Cruise. Beyonce wants me to sample some tracks since…Baby blue? Baby shoe? Baby J-Crew? has started to hum. To be honest, Baby View, sounded a little out of tune, but that’s nothing Auto-tune can’t fix. I’m just gonna sample the 'Pop That' track and mix it with 'Dangerously In Love Part II'. Ratchet meets Hood Love, Scientology meets Baptist, that’s the feel I’m going for.”

"I’m working on a new track with Suri Cruise. Beyonce wants me to sample some tracks since…Baby blue? Baby shoe? Baby J-Crew? has started to hum. To be honest, Baby View, sounded a little out of tune, but that’s nothing Auto-tune can’t fix. I’m just gonna sample the 'Pop That' track and mix it with 'Dangerously In Love Part II'. Ratchet meets Hood Love, Scientology meets Baptist, that’s the feel I’m going for.”

"Bey, I just got a text from Kanye."
"Don’t open it…"
"He said, ‘Still battling for custody of my inner child.  The judges won’t help me, Kim don’t understand, and I need my inner child!’ I’m not responding."
"Look at your phone again, Jay."
“Damn 22 new messages, 8 voicemails, and one poke on facebook?”
"Silly rabbit, the iphone tells people when you read a message. You gon’ learn to listen."

"Bey, I just got a text from Kanye."

"Don’t open it…"

"He said, ‘Still battling for custody of my inner child.  The judges won’t help me, Kim don’t understand, and I need my inner child!’ I’m not responding."

"Look at your phone again, Jay."

Damn 22 new messages, 8 voicemails, and one poke on facebook?”

"Silly rabbit, the iphone tells people when you read a message. You gon’ learn to listen."

"We hadn’t heard from Ye in about a week, and so we went over to his house— just, you know, just to make sure everything was cool, everything was kosher… No one was home, but, um, we know where he keeps his spare key— it’s underneath the ruby-encrusted jaguar statue on the front porch— and what we found… What we found may change the face of our friendship forever… He even… He even has a Destiny’s Child album up there…" 

"We hadn’t heard from Ye in about a week, and so we went over to his house— just, you know, just to make sure everything was cool, everything was kosher… No one was home, but, um, we know where he keeps his spare key— it’s underneath the ruby-encrusted jaguar statue on the front porch— and what we found… What we found may change the face of our friendship forever… He even… He even has a Destiny’s Child album up there…" 

"Baby Blue is gonna love these gifts Kim. You are so thoughtful."
"Ye, regifting my wedding gifts is nothing. There are so many, even after my mom took all the stuff she liked. And this garter is gonna look so cute as a headband for Baby Blue.” 

"Baby Blue is gonna love these gifts Kim. You are so thoughtful."

"Ye, regifting my wedding gifts is nothing. There are so many, even after my mom took all the stuff she liked. And this garter is gonna look so cute as a headband for Baby Blue.”
 

"Kim, before this ride starts, I wanted to say I noticed you only had 10 copies of Watch The Throne. If you commit to buying 151 more copies, I will instruct the employees to fastening your seat-belt and we can continue on in love. If not, you’re gonna get dropped like my next album…hard."

"Kim, before this ride starts, I wanted to say I noticed you only had 10 copies of Watch The Throne. If you commit to buying 151 more copies, I will instruct the employees to fastening your seat-belt and we can continue on in love. If not, you’re gonna get dropped like my next album…hard."

"…This was waiting for us in our mailbox this morning. And, to us, you know, this is- this is, like, the equivalent of waking up to a motherfuckin’ horse’s head in our bed. Our troubled, treasured Kanye… Slipping through our fingers. We’re losing him… to them…” 

"…This was waiting for us in our mailbox this morning. And, to us, you know, this is- this is, like, the equivalent of waking up to a motherfuckin’ horse’s head in our bed. Our troubled, treasured Kanye… Slipping through our fingers. We’re losing him… to them…” 

"So… Jay… Tell me again why Ye is just sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce up on the beach?"
"I told you already. I don’t think he’s ready to admit it, but I am positive that he is tremendously and irrationally frightened of the ocean.”
"We are in St. Fuckin’ Barts. We are on an island paradise. That man’s issues run so deep… I… I don’t- Jesus Christ. Never in my life.”

"So… Jay… Tell me again why Ye is just sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce up on the beach?"

"I told you already. I don’t think he’s ready to admit it, but I am positive that he is tremendously and irrationally frightened of the ocean.”

"We are in St. Fuckin’ Barts. We are on an island paradise. That man’s issues run so deep… I… I don’t- Jesus Christ. Never in my life.”